February 2012
28 posts
SO GLAD I'M GETTING MY NEW CAR IN 2 WEEKS...
why be helpful, but then be bashful?
I'm always messing up with you.
TRASH!
what to say when a girl tells you shes got a man:
girl: i got a boyfriend
guy: i got a goldfish…
girl: what r you talking about?
guy: i’m sorry, i thought we were tlkin about shit that didnt matter!
co-worker told me this joke, thought it was trash lol
i catch myself always saying i don't deserve my...
could u imagine living everyday with that thought?
We all have that one ex that changed us.
lulu: Phrases I hear a lot in Hawaii . →
•Ho Brah that food was mops •What Fakah like scrap • I fuckin lik you •Fucking Haole •Shoots Brah •k den shoots bah •Hey you know da kine? •Cheeeeeeeeehooooooooo •You know where da kine stay? •Ho Brah •Ho Brah I stay full mean the kanak attack status •Fuckah No can •If no fit put spit. •What you…
you know da kine like tlk crap bah? da kine from the mainland like to come hea dem fakahs!...
KINDNESS MAKES THE COFFEE!
DEVOTION WITH THE HONEY!
ANDREA JOY VELASCO aka @ayveee IS MY FOREVER GIRL!
Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrasses): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55: 8
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